— YOU —
Here's to new and old friendships.
Although you are seeking me out, this encounter will mainly be about you. My first and foremost desire is to make you feel at home in my embrace, to completely disarm you, and to impart upon you my warmth and nurturing spirit in order to relax, revive, and replenish you. An authentic connection begins with the first words we say to each other, that first coquettish smile I flash at you before coming in for a hug. I will immediately put you at ease with my bubbly and carefree aura, and you will feel as though we have been friends for decades. Though I don't know you intimately yet, if you've read this far I know some things about you for sure.
I know that you are someone who craves a break from the mundane, a taste of novelty, something tender, rich and robust to reignite your soul. You work more often than not, and don't take nearly enough time out for yourself, or your day-to-day routine doesn't allow for regular respites from the usual drudgery. If your 9-5 feels more like 24/7, my infectious energy will reinvigorate you in a way no vacation could--- I will be your tropical oasis in the city. You're going to love the view.
— ETIQUETTE —
Watch your P's and Q's
*Firstly, respect given earns respect returned. Crude language, explicit emails and rude behavior will not be tolerated, responded to, and will earn you a permanent place on my bad side. You don't want to end up there.
*Please take the time to read over my website. I've taken the time to build it to give you not only a glance at who I am and what I offer, but the necessary information for booking your time with me.
*Screening is non-negotiable. Safety and security are crucial in providing an open, comfortable atmosphere during our first meeting. I'm happy to discuss potential alternative screening methods, but I reserve the right to turn down dates with new friends if minimum screening needs are not met.
*Our time is important to me! I strive to connect with you as thoroughly and as deeply as our time allows, so dealing with the necessary evils as quickly and smoothly as possible is a must.
- New friends, please have your ID ready for a quick check.
- Please have my consideration inside a envelope, placed within view, if we are in private or tucked inside a good book or even a thoughtful card or present if we are meeting in public.
*I have absolutely no problem providing references for friends I've seen within the last 12 months. Please make sure to shoot me a quick email should you like to use me as a reference, that way I know I'm clear to confirm your details.
*Presents are never required, but always appreciated with gratitude. Information on my favorite clothing, perfumes, books can be found HERE, as well as my measurements for those of you who wish to surprise me with something new to wear. Book, show and movie recommendations are also always welcome!
*If you enjoyed our time together, and would like to write a review of the experience to share with the world, please shoot me an email first to let me know!
SCREENING REQUIREMENTS:
*Your Full Name
*Age & Full Date of Birth (MM/DD/YYYY), to verify you are a legal adult (18+)
*Your Profession
*Your Phone Number
(Plus TWO or more of the following— the more the better!)
*2 Recent Provider References (emails, websites and/or links to ads on major sites)
*Employment Verification (LinkedIn Profile, work website, work ID, and/or an unaltered, scanned picture of your photo license or ID)
*Any Applicable Board Handles (RS2K, TER, P411)
*Photo of yourself (OPTIONAL but desired)
There are two ways you can verify yourself.
The first is to provide the following by filling out my “Book a Session” form:
Your full name, age, and profession
Work website, LinkedIn or Facebook
A license or ID
Photo of you (OPTIONAL but desired)
TER/P411 handles if applicable
I assure you the highest level of discretion- I respect your needs for privacy and security and will not share your information with anyone.
The second way is to provide two references from established providers who I can speak to. You may email their contact information to inaralorde@gmail.com. Please ask the provider beforehand if you can use them as a reference.
SCREENING IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
OVERNIGHT APPOINTMENTS
I absolutely love extended engagements (all the more time to get to know you)! I do require that we have had at least one meeting before engaging in an overnight. Ample time for sleep and dining are also a requirement (a lady has to keep her energy up!), along with a 50% deposit to reserve our time.
CANCELLATION POLICY
Appointments cancelled with less than 48 hours notice will be subjected to a cancellation fee of 50% of the booked time. Appointments cancelled with less than 24 hours notice will be subjected to a 100% cancellation fee. Cancellation fees can be paid via:
- Greendot MoneyPak
- Paypal Cash Card
- Amazon Giftcard